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sortarad/facepalm
=================

Dad jokes for Statamic

1.0.2(5y ago)0804MITPHP

Since Nov 10Pushed 5y ago1 watchersCompare

[ Source](https://github.com/sortarad/facepalm)[ Packagist](https://packagist.org/packages/sortarad/facepalm)[ Docs](https://github.com/sortarad/facepalm)[ RSS](/packages/sortarad-facepalm/feed)WikiDiscussions main Synced 3w ago

READMEChangelog (3)DependenciesVersions (4)Used By (0)

[![facepalm](https://camo.githubusercontent.com/47bc331f20d6ceec43573d1b86c868adefb07e54e3201c1119e467d52e1d5353/68747470733a2f2f6c61726176656c2d6f672e6265796f6e64636f2e64652f6661636570616c6d2e706e673f7468656d653d6c69676874267061636b6167654e616d653d736f7274617261642532466661636570616c6d267061747465726e3d617263686974656374267374796c653d7374796c655f31266465736372697074696f6e3d5468652b776f726c642b6e656564732b6d6f72652b6461642b6a6f6b65732e266d643d312673686f7757617465726d61726b3d3026666f6e7453697a653d313530707826696d616765733d656d6f6a692d6861707079267769647468733d6175746f26686569676874733d323030)](https://camo.githubusercontent.com/47bc331f20d6ceec43573d1b86c868adefb07e54e3201c1119e467d52e1d5353/68747470733a2f2f6c61726176656c2d6f672e6265796f6e64636f2e64652f6661636570616c6d2e706e673f7468656d653d6c69676874267061636b6167654e616d653d736f7274617261642532466661636570616c6d267061747465726e3d617263686974656374267374796c653d7374796c655f31266465736372697074696f6e3d5468652b776f726c642b6e656564732b6d6f72652b6461642b6a6f6b65732e266d643d312673686f7757617465726d61726b3d3026666f6e7453697a653d313530707826696d616765733d656d6f6a692d6861707079267769647468733d6175746f26686569676874733d323030)

Installation
------------

[](#installation)

Install via the Control Panel or via composer

```
composer require sortarad/facepalm
```

### Manual Installation

[](#manual-installation)

Create directory `sortarad` in `addons` directory and clone project there.

In your project root’s composer.json, add your package to the require and repositories sections, like so:

```
{
    "require": {
        "sortarad/facepalm": "*"
    },
    "repositories": [
        {
            "type": "path",
            "url": "addons/sortarad/facepalm"
        }
    ]
}
```

Run composer update from your project root (not your addon directory).

```
composer update
```

Enable Widget
-------------

[](#enable-widget)

Add widget to control panel configuration `config/statamic/cp.php` file.

e.g:

```
[
	'type' => 'facepalm',
	'width' => 50,
],
```

###  Health Score

27

—

LowBetter than 47% of packages

Maintenance20

Infrequent updates — may be unmaintained

Popularity14

Limited adoption so far

Community9

Small or concentrated contributor base

Maturity56

Maturing project, gaining track record

 Bus Factor1

Top contributor holds 70% of commits — single point of failure

How is this calculated?**Maintenance (25%)** — Last commit recency, latest release date, and issue-to-star ratio. Uses a 2-year decay window.

**Popularity (30%)** — Total and monthly downloads, GitHub stars, and forks. Logarithmic scaling prevents top-heavy scores.

**Community (15%)** — Contributors, dependents, forks, watchers, and maintainers. Measures real ecosystem engagement.

**Maturity (30%)** — Project age, version count, PHP version support, and release stability.

###  Release Activity

Cadence

Every ~10 days

Total

3

Last Release

2029d ago

### Community

Maintainers

![](https://www.gravatar.com/avatar/8a8aa2506b913b86d6344469bee576fe86a2f96917e8c8d9a3e87cf1cd7accc3?d=identicon)[sortarad](/maintainers/sortarad)

---

Top Contributors

[![nickhamze](https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/158918?v=4)](https://github.com/nickhamze "nickhamze (7 commits)")[![Mamaduka](https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/240569?v=4)](https://github.com/Mamaduka "Mamaduka (3 commits)")

---

Tags

statamic

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