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mdwheele/zalgo
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His six mouths speak in different tongues, and the seventh shall sing the song that ends the earth.

0.3.1(4y ago)4619.7k↓50%5[6 issues](https://github.com/mdwheele/zalgo/issues)9MITPHPPHP >=5.4.0

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Zalgo
=====

[](#zalgo)

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T̫̺̳o̬̜ ì̬͎̲̟nv̖̗̻̣̹̕o͖̗̠̜̤k͍͚̹͖̼e̦̗̪͍̪͍ ̬ͅt̕h̠͙̮͕͓e̱̜̗͙̭ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ḥi̼̦͈̼v҉̩̟͚̞͎e͈̟̻͙̦̤-m̷̘̝̱í͚̞̦̳n̝̲̯̙̮͞d̴̺̦͕̫ ̗̭̘͎͖r̞͎̜̜͖͎̫͢ep͇r̝̯̝͖͉͎̺e̴s̥e̵̖̳͉͍̩̗n̢͓̪͕̜̰̠̦t̺̞̰i͟n҉̮̦̖̟g̮͍̱̻͍̜̳ ̳c̖̮̙̣̰̠̩h̷̗͍̖͙̭͇͈a̧͎̯̹̲̺̫ó̭̞̜̣̯͕s̶̤̮̩̘.̨̻̪̖͔ ̳̭̦̭̭̦̞́I̠͍̮n͇̹̪̬v̴͖̭̗̖o̸k҉̬̤͓͚̠͍i͜n̛̩̹͉̘̹g͙ ̠̥ͅt̰͖͞h̫̼̪e̟̩̝ ̭̠̲̫͔fe̤͇̝̱e͖̮̠̹̭͖͕l͖̲̘͖̠̪i̢̖͎̮̗̯͓̩n̸̰g̙̱̘̗͚̬ͅ ͍o͍͍̩̮͢f̖͓̦̥ ̘͘c̵̫̱̗͚͓̦h͝a̝͍͍̳̣͖͉o͙̟s̤̞.̙̝̭̣̳̼͟ ̢̻͖͓̬̞̰̦W̮̲̝̼̩̝͖i͖͖͡ͅt̘̯͘h̷̬̖̞̙̰̭̳ ̭̪̕o̥̤̺̝̼̰̯͟ṳ̞̭̤t̨͚̥̗ ̟̺̫̩̤̳̩o̟̰̩̖ͅr̞̘̫̩̼d̡͍̬͎̪̺͚͔e͓͖̝̙r̰͖̲̲̻̠.̺̝̺̟͈ ̣̭T̪̩̼h̥̫̪͔̀e̫̯͜ ̨N̟e҉͔̤zp̮̭͈̟é͉͈ṛ̹̜̺̭͕d̺̪̜͇͓i̞á͕̹̣̻n͉͘ ̗͔̭͡h̲͖̣̺̺i͔̣̖̤͎̯v̠̯̘͖̭̱̯e̡̥͕-m͖̭̣̬̦͈i͖n̞̩͕̟̼̺͜d̘͉ ̯o̷͇̹͕̦f̰̱ ̝͓͉̱̪̪c͈̲̜̺h̘͚a̞͔̭̰̯̗̝o̙͍s͍͇̱͓.̵͕̰͙͈ͅ ̯̞͈̞̱̖Z̯̮̺̤̥̪̕a͏̺̗̼̬̗ḻg͢o̥̱̼.̺̜͇͡ͅ ̴͓͖̭̩͎̗ ̧̪͈̱̹̳͖͙H̵̰̤̰͕̖e̛ ͚͉̗̼̞w̶̩̥͉̮h̩̺̪̩͘ͅọ͎͉̟ ̜̩͔̦̘ͅW̪̫̩̣̲͔̳a͏͔̳͖i͖͜t͓̤̠͓͙s̘̰̩̥̙̝ͅ ̲̠̬̥Be̡̙̫̦h̰̩i̛̫͙͔̭̤̗̲n̳͞d̸ ͎̻͘T̛͇̝̲̹̠̗ͅh̫̦̝ͅe̩̫͟ ͓͖̼W͕̳͎͚̙̥ą̙l̘͚̺͔͞ͅl̳͍̙̤̤̮̳.̢ ̟̺̜̙͉Z̤̲̙̙͎̥̝A͎̣͔̙͘L̥̻̗̳̻̳̳͢G͉̖̯͓̞̩̦O̹̹̺!̙͈͎̞̬ \*

Install
-------

[](#install)

Via Composer

```
$ composer require mdwheele/zalgo
```

Usage
-----

[](#usage)

### Summoning Zalgo!

[](#summoning-zalgo)

There is an awesome fluent-builder coming soon! Promise!

```
// You must forge the soul...
$soul = new Soul();

// ... to create the Zalgo.
$zalgo = new Zalgo($soul, Mood::soothed());
```

### Speaking while soothed

[](#speaking-while-soothed)

Zalgo sometimes enjoys a warm bath in pools of blood offered by the innocent. He soothes you with his calming embrace.

```
echo $zalgo->speaks('the magic quotes they are coming for me I live only days');
```

```

  t͓̹̓͟h̶̻͓͠e̋͑̀̇̉ ̤̫̮̊̈̎͛ͧ̆̚m̞̟̗͎̖͍̩̼ā̘̜̗̾̂ͥͩͬ̍ģ́ȋ̧͈̹̩͉̭c̹̞͔̯̞͖̃̐͒̌̅͏͘ ̹̞̮͖͇̅͒̉̂͂͌̎̚q̘̹̬̼͉̤̜̓ŭ͈̑̓̆͗̓͂ͫ͜o̙̜̫͚̤͌͑ͅt̼̹̩͍̱̰̮e̡͎̻͔̹͎ͨͩ̅̅̽͠s̠̪̱ͬ̓ͫͭ̃ͮ̏̚ ͉̭̻̺̣̮̈́̋ͯ̑̔̚t̻̻̟͓͚͗ͯ͗ͨͦ̅͗ͅ͏ḧ̴̥̬̫̥͓̠̗ͧ̍ͬͧͧ́e̥͇͈ͣ̌͌̓̅̒̐̎y͔̺͔̹̫ ͍͚̭͚̬̫̪̳͌̕͠a̵̧̺͈̭̋̀ͭͩ͗̔ͮͩŕ͓͍̬̭͎̍̿͐̂̅e͕̻͔̚ ̻͎̞͙̩̟̖̒̽̿͂̄̒͠c̴͌͐̎͑̽o͓͙̲̰̗̍͐͆m̭̲̰̗͐̈́ͨ͌̉͛̃͡i̓̌̋͑ͧ̋ͤͦn̬̥̳͇̗ͬͣ̿g̺̬̩͊ͨ́ͬͩ̌ͪͬ̀͝ ͍̗͚̗͕f̪ͮͤ͆ͯ̽õ̗̘̹̻̜̤͚͖ͫͮͬ̽ͧ͐r̨̘̮̭͉̭̪̬͈͒̋͘ ̱̰͉̮ͦ͐ͪ̀̾ͫ̒ͅm̢̋͑ͭ̔̽eͦͨͫ̀ ͙̭̫͊ͯ̿ͬͫIͬͤ͒ ̧͓̣̄l̾͢͠i̩͍̜v͈̞̮̹͔̈́̅̓͜͠e̷͖͚̞̙̣̜̖͎̕ ̎͗͟o͉ͧ̌ͩͯͭ͋n̸̨̝̂͆ͧ͋ḽ̤̤̯̭͚̝̐ͮy̍ͪͨͮ͗͏̨ ̯͚̲̓̆͒͟͢d̷͇̙͖̹̜͈̫̆̑̾̓̋ͮ̕a͈̞̹͂͒̏̃̈́̍͋ͭy̵̡̗̪̺̺̮̪̣ͥͩ̓̇ͤs̟͎̜͍̮̣̱͒͆̄̒̓̅̾́

```

### Speaking while enraged

[](#speaking-while-enraged)

HOW DARE THOU ENRAGE THE MIGHTY ZALGO?! BOW BEFORE THE THRONE, MINION!

```
$zalgo = new Zalgo($soul, Mood::enraged());

echo $zalgo->speaks('the magic quotes they are coming for me I live only days');
```

```

  ţ̶̨͖̼̹̯̝̫̤̝̱̗̟̘̦̭̺̰̥̥̯͔̳̦̬̪̞̲̙̜͙͈̙͓̭̼̩̳̖̲̲̹͕̺͔̦̤̪̳̰͎̭̘̜͎̬̥ͧͬ̆ͨ͆̃̽͆ͅh̵͔̳͈̦̭̗̱͉̹̖̹̣̘͇͍̑̔̆̃͒̐͆ͅ҉́e̢̞̺̤̞̼͙͚̜͖̙̘̥̱̠̘̗̣̖͚͖̜͕͇͖̪̐ͪ̋ͨ͛͛̾̑ͯͪͩ͐̏̿ͮ̒̔̉҉̡ ̸̩͉̟̮̻͖̪̣̟̪̠̗͖̜̗̝̥̠̖̪̫̖̩̺̙̳̫̫͔̝̻̞͕͎̹̱͈͙̱͖̥̍͑̆͗ͮ̅̐̍̈̅̇ͧ͂̓ͨ̊̚͘͟͡҉m̛̲͍̝̼̮̩̲̥̈́̃̒͊ͦ͒̂͂͡a̧̯͍͚͕̜̰̝̗̳̝͔̝̗͚̭͕̤̲͎͉͇͈̬̦͚͈̘̻̬̪̜̟̦̖̩͍̝̪̫̦̠̰̩̟͖̟̭̯͕̤̠̺͚̹͖͙ͯ̿͂ͫ̊̆ͪ̓͑̍ͯ̽̓̈͋ͧͣ̉͂ͅ҉͜g̨̛̫̺̱̹͓̝̳̭̗̰͉̣̘̰̦͉̬͕̮̺̦̥ͯ̓ͤ͑͌ͫ̏ͧ̑ͨ̈̂͛͒̽́͡ǐ̧̜̬̪̝͕̙̝͚̳̮͇͚̩̞̳̺̮͈̼͎̼͙̻̲̭̜͉̰̙̹̬̠̣͇̪͕͍̰͓̫͖̳̩̤͇͕͓̞̺̰͚̦̮̺͎͔͐̇̅ͫͯ̚͘͟͜͢ĉ̭̪̦͍͌̄̇ͭͮ̓ͨ̌ͯ̍͒ͩͬ̈́͡ͅ ̶̴͈̬͙̱͓͔̱̖̻̫̪̗͇̺͇̱̲̠̞̟̦̝̼̳͎̞̣͙̗̯̩͍͓̤̦̜͎͉̟̖͍͕̅͆͐̊ͤ́̂̆ͮ̀͊́͝ͅͅq̶̹̜̙̥͔̥̦̼̞͖̟̳̙͖̝̮͙͎̮̲̪̹̜͍͉̟̲͈̙̲̣̼̘͙̱̪̤̞̎ͤ̓́̐̓̌͗̄ͧ͆ͯ̍̊́̚ͅů̼͕̝̭̘͗̉͑̍̅ͧ͊́́ͅơ̳̖̝͖̙̫̟̥̖̬̦ͭ͑ͨ͌̋́̚̕͝͠ţ̦̩̺̳̩̖͓̭̞̰̞̟̤̌̓̇ͣ̌̅̏̉ͫ͛͗ͫ́͗͆̂e͓͖̤̫̜̟͍̬̱̭͙͓̭͍̤̹̥̭͍̱͇̘̠̫̹̳̮̟̯̟̹̩̜͓̤̗̯̺̲͔̳̬̦̫̻͕̺̋͋̿̓ͯͦ̃̀̕͞͠ͅs̰̦͕̣̻̱͔̥̳̲̬̩̥͇̮̹̹̖̙͙͉̟̻̈́ͮ̒̀͊ͧ̿ͣͭ̾͊̿͛ͫͥ͝ͅ ̱͈̮̱̫͙̬̺̱͖̣͎̟̥͉̦̥͔̤̗̗͔̝͓̭̟̻͔͈̞̹̞̼͚̜̗̳̺͚̳̮̝̥͇͖̲̣͉͉̗͎̺͇͚̯̝̝̜̣͕̥̳̘͙̄ͪ̌̏ͅͅ͏͘҉̀ẗ̶̼̮͍̲̫̺̻͕͍̺̣̺̲̻͔̹̳͓̳̖͉̩̤͈͔̙̮̫̬̤̖͎̗̳̱̭̞̞̩͚͉̦̳̦͙̮͕̰̥̯̱̗͉͈͍̺͎̠̣̠̯̣̅ͯ͆͆̌͛ͦ̇͆̏ͬͤ́̓ͪ̕ͅ͏͏ḣ̢̖͚̱̠̭̰̥͙̗͓͓͇̲̘̫̗̹̹͎̖̤̰͚̞̺̭̜̲̹͔̘̹͎̳͎̤̘̙̞̙͖̖͎̯̘̞̰̻̉̀́̇ͨ̌̉ͣ̾ͯ̆̌͛ͯ͗ͦ̋̕͠͞e̖̪̰̯̭̼͙̘̭̤͇̮̣̪̺̬̫͕̦̣̗̥̟̣͎̟̟̬̦̲̘̩͔̳͉̦̠͇̪̻͙̘̘͌̎͂ͯ̔̐͆͑͛̋̍͗̓̿͊ͣ͡y̝͈̘̮̥̝͈̝̰̮͕̠͉̱̝͓̳̘̤̤̫̖͉͚͈̪͓͖̰͎̼̲̤͙̼͚̘̫̯̰̤̼̥ͨ̏̓ͧ̒ͬ̾̒̉͢͠ͅͅ ̵̵̸̛̪̤̙̘͉̺̲̳̥̙͍̟͉͉̥̜̠͈̫͕̖̝͇̜̈́̒̈̈́͜ͅa̜͚͎̝̜̱̤̹̜̺͙̮̖̖̦̙̝͕͉͍̘̲̖͎̗͇ͬ̅̆̓ͣͣ͒̾ͧ͛̑̀ͥ͋̔̾͘ͅͅr̙̖̟̣͉̣̗̮̱̘̥̳͍̮̠̮͈͓͕̞̳͕͓͔̣̟͍̗̣̙̙͇̦̙̯̥̝͖͍̟̞̫͚̺̽͐̂ͦͣ͂̿͊ͯ̄ͪ̾̄̚ͅ͏̴é̷̛̠̲̦̩̻̣̹͇̯͓͓̫̻̗̲̣̖̝̳̭̰͚̣͖͕̪͈͛͗͊ͪ͒̋̓ͅ ̹̭̻̻͙̻̻̘̟̗̳̝͈̲̗̺͕͉̼͉̔̒̎̓̐ͧ̄̀̚͘͡c̸͔̩̠̹͓̥̟͈̗͓̰̝͉̼͎̥͕̜͕͓̮̱̭̟͍̹͔̼̭̺͈̥͖͚͂̽͆̈́̽̏ͧ̊͗ͣͮͪͧ̅͠o̴̧̠͖̳̩͍̊ͮ͌̉ͣ̚͠m̻̪̰̦̳̬͔͔̟̥̻̰̙̹̹̰̭̪̦͓͔̫̠̩̥̪̖̠͚͚̗̹̩̲͕͔͖͈͈̜̖̫̹̙͚̞̹̫̱͔̠̫̠̮̰͉͇͇͇̼͈̦̣̥͌ͫͨͪ̂́̅͊͐ͯ̆ͤ͛̽͛ͫ͘ͅį̧̡̟̩͕̬̣̺͚͕͔͎̙͍̬̒͂̾͛ͮ̎ͯ̄̔̊̒͐̀̾ͤ̾̔͟͠ͅͅń̴͖̮̺͈̳̣͈̟̙̲̱̞̪͕̲̗̠͍͍ͭͪͪ́̀̚ͅͅͅg̛̟̞̯͙͇̯̼͖̝̫̖͕̞̖͉͇̘͚̰͓̬̹̣̪̳͙̥̪̭̜̲̳̳̯̦̖̝̠̞̱̠͓̬̫͓̞̙͕̜̹͈̱̞͈͓͈̼̜̘̙̠̹͛̾ͨ͐ͬ͢͢͝͡ͅ ̸̨̛̥͎̱̬̬̥͖̳̣͉̦̼ͥ͊ͩ̑ͦ̽͟͡f̶̨̨̳̗̥̫̲̼͉͍̳̩͍̪̺̮̟͚̞̥͖̳̝͕͕͎̙̫̮̣̟͓̣͉͔̥̝̭͖͕̠̰̠̣͎͓̮̣͍̹̥͇̞̭̹̗̠̬̼̼̈́ͣ͗͐̽ͮͫ̃̍͜͞ͅọ̟̺̼͔̠̞̱̳̲̭̗̩̤̭̪̲̣̪̼̬͉͉̹͍̝̱̣͖̖̟͖̟͎ͫ͋̍̓̒̍̑̃̂̑͑̎͋ͯ͗ͨ́͑͏̛̕͟r̢̟̗͍̩̲͉̤̲͚̝͇͉͉͉̭̪̫̻̩̣̠̲̖̙̩̗̩͈̰̦͙̱̘̥̗͓̰̹͍̽̏̇̎ͮͨ̎͑̂̂̚̚͝ͅ ͇̣̦̟̦̤͇̫̰͉̟̣̪̣̻̻̱͚͓̙̱̙̓ͦ͌ͣ͌ͥ̉̓̇ͣͤ̏͢ͅͅm͕͈̼̜̯̖̺̠̠̺̲̟̤̞͇̠͔̳͕͚̘̣͉̤̼͍̘̗̬̺̬̥̫̗̬͎̘̖̖̦̺̳̰͔͇̠̘ͫ͋̓̏͋͜ę̴̷̞̝͚̮͉̲͖̻̤̝͇͓͕̼̫͈̺̼͎̤͉͚͔̥͇͖̖͓̣̝͍̝̦͈̳̘̥̰͇̱̺̭̪̱̙͇̤̬̘͙̞̖͍̭͈͇̭̳̳̪͓͓̙ͬ͛̓̅̔̿̐̉̀ͧ̎ͧ̆̿̐͛ͅͅ ̻͖͔̣͈͇̙̝̺̯̗̠̪̳̤̹̹̪̲͓̝͔̟͔̫̲̬̥̺̺̹̥̱̮̥̥̝̪̭͉͎̮́̍̇̎̿͛̊ͩ̈́̈́ͦ̀͊̋ͯ̅̇̓҉́҉͘͠Ị̢̘͎̤̪͚̹͈͈̬̟͇̳̟͖̦͉̯̹̞̞͈͍̥͖̻̗̼̞̭̻̤̤͕̳̠̰̂ͤ̐̔̏̋̆̾ͩͦ̋͋͡ͅ ̷̨͉̳͖̖̮̰̠͙͉̞͎̤͓̤͔̭̣̥̯̦͓̪̟̹̻̮̜͚̪͎͈̂̉̓ͦ͌̄̓̒͑̄͊ͯ͂̈̋̈́ͯ͟͠ͅͅļ̡̙̬̩̪͔̺̞̲͚̪̝̹͍̥̲̝̘̥̗͎̖̬̗͚̼̖̙͉̤̘̙̩̮̭̻̦̗͎͓̣̞͚̳͙̠̜̘̦̬̙̜̬̰̝̪̝̞̮͖̬̰̖͙̭̆̿͑͆̈́̚ͅî̷̬̼͓͔͎̟̖̣̻͖̫̜̓̄͆̇̊̿͂̒͐v̡̪̟͓̬̞̙͌̊ͨ̏͝e̲̗̱̮̜̳͉̱͓̲̗̟͈͕̳͖ͧͮ̒̽ͤͨ̽ͣ͌҉̡̧́ ̜̪͓̜̪̱̻̬̬̥̥̦̤̰̮̳͖̪̼̠͍̬̤̣͇͖̺̹̼͇͖̱̬̖͔͖̼̤̺̗̱͔̪͈̪͉̩̥̜̣̯͕̫͇͔̙̺̯̓̌ͥ̍͑͊ͤ̔ͭͦ͞ͅͅo̷̢̜̪̬͚̼̝̩̮̯̳̲̮̗̭͍ͩ̓̔̽́͂ͭ͠n̵͙̞̬̪̝̗̯̮̯͙̖̖̫̘̭̞͎̗̞̯̹͎̭͈̥͙̱̪̣̳̦̝͚̺̥̖̙͇̰̖͈̰̬͍͖̲̺̹̹͍̘̉͛̐̂̏ͨ̅̄̄́͜ͅl͓̙̼̮̼̯̰͓̘͙͈͖̪̟̜͈̟̳̥̞̼̘̜͎̹̳̣͔̰̳͙̩̻̺͈̩̘̠̝̜̝͕̖̰̘̜̠̥̯̭̪̲̲̞̝̙̞̂͗͌̍͐̋͆̿ͪ͆͒̋̌͒̊̾̏̅̕͜͟ͅy̢͕̣̗͓̘̠͓̼͖͉̲̥̩̟͙͕̗͈̹̗̮̦̱̠̝̟̥̪͇̳̗̺͕͉͎͇̭͈̰͚̖͍̝͙̼̞̥̟̝̳͇̪͕̹̫̤̋̽ͣ̓ͬͪͤͤͥ͐ͨͬͤ̎̋̐̌̚͡ͅͅͅͅͅ ̷̨̜̘̝̥̖͎̭̘̺͎̺̩̞̦̠͉̼̯̘̹͉̗̜͖͍̯͍͙̱̞̗̹̦̦̹̙͇̦̞̪̙͉̼̥̘͕̖͇̪̙̩̜̜̮̗͖͕͓͓̭̣͕̣̥̟͒ͧ̈́ͭ̐̅͊͜ͅd̙̟̘̘̘̗̪̥̻͇̞̰̤̬̮̱̦̼͓̘͕͔̟̠̠̮̻̖̣̼͉̞͇͓̤͛̊ͮ͑̈́ͨ̇̄̆̓͊̇̂ͨ̈͊̉́͠ͅa̶̛̩̹̘̲̖̲͇̟̯͓͖̩̘̯̳̘̫̟͙̯̤̥̘̳̤̽ͭ̑̎̓̔̈́͆̂͌ͬ͢͡ͅͅͅ͏y̨͈̫͚̗̮̻̱̣͔̟̻̩̭͖̫͚̝͔͖̠̼̯ͫͬ̊́̄ͅ҉̕ş̴̰̮̲̯̝̭̼͍͇̘̙̗͎͚͚̗̺̭̬̹̮̹̭͇̦̦͇̫̜͉͓̳̩̩͇͇͚̱̮̗̟̲̘̖̰̗̗̜̮̮͇͕̖̜̹̩ͥͭ̍̅ͫ̄ͅ

```

### Speaking to Twitter

[](#speaking-to-twitter)

When he's in the mood, Zalgo graces you with the ability to cut your puny phrase down to something less than 140-characters when disturbed. Your letters are worthless.

```
$zalgo = new Zalgo($soul, Mood::twitter());

echo $zalgo->speaks('the magic quotes they are coming for me I live only days');
```

```
  t̹ͬhe ͙̫ͪm̭̓a̘̬g̉i̔c͉͕ͣ ͍q̗̥ṳo͎̳t̥é̳͇s̯ ̟̈th̩͎ͪey̯̰ͭ ̝̬̀a̱r͎̓e̥͇ c͔om̔ỉ̘ng̖̞̓ f̲o̾r̳̗ m̪͙e ̗̜ͯÍ͙ ̥̞l̝͓i̝̔v̭e̞ o̺nͮl̘y ͔̙̓d̯a͎͒y̔s͓̣̐

```

### Zalgo soothes a previous prophecy

[](#zalgo-soothes-a-previous-prophecy)

Yeah... no role-playing here. Sometimes folks get really freaking annoyed at Zalgo text and this package gives you a way to clean prophecies spoken by **this** package, at least. Most implementations are the same as this (or use the same unicode character set) so it should work.

```
$cleanText = $zalgo->soothe($prophecy);  // Where prophecy is that crazy-looking stuff above.
```

Testing
-------

[](#testing)

```
$ phpunit
```

Contributing
------------

[](#contributing)

Please see [CONTRIBUTING](CONTRIBUTING.md) for details.

Security
--------

[](#security)

If you discover any security related issues, please email  instead of using the issue tracker.

Credits
-------

[](#credits)

- [Dustin Wheeler](https://github.com/:author_username)
- [Marak](https://github.com/Marak/zalgo.js) - Author of JS library this package is ported from.
- [All Contributors](../../contributors)

License
-------

[](#license)

The MIT License (MIT). Please see [License File](LICENSE.md) for more information.

###  Health Score

34

—

LowBetter than 77% of packages

Maintenance17

Infrequent updates — may be unmaintained

Popularity37

Limited adoption so far

Community22

Small or concentrated contributor base

Maturity52

Maturing project, gaining track record

 Bus Factor1

Top contributor holds 66.7% of commits — single point of failure

How is this calculated?**Maintenance (25%)** — Last commit recency, latest release date, and issue-to-star ratio. Uses a 2-year decay window.

**Popularity (30%)** — Total and monthly downloads, GitHub stars, and forks. Logarithmic scaling prevents top-heavy scores.

**Community (15%)** — Contributors, dependents, forks, watchers, and maintainers. Measures real ecosystem engagement.

**Maturity (30%)** — Project age, version count, PHP version support, and release stability.

###  Release Activity

Cadence

Every ~828 days

Total

4

Last Release

1578d ago

### Community

Maintainers

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---

Top Contributors

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---

Tags

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###  Code Quality

TestsPHPUnit

### Embed Badge

![Health badge](/badges/mdwheele-zalgo/health.svg)

```
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```

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